these go to 11.

If the movie New Year’s Eve is anything like the holiday New Year’s Eve, you have to plan it for months in advance, it costs three times as much as the other movies, it’s super crowded in the theater and there aren’t enough chairs, they’re playing way too many Black Eyed Peas songs, and at the end of the evening you have to fight over a cab with three crying girls in sparkly tube dresses and their tee shirt wearing boyfriends who are punching each other.  Also you feel terrible the day after seeing it and in the middle of the film take a few moments to pause and reflect on your personal failings.  And everyone in the movie is from the suburbs and someone throws up in front of you.

And a lot of people kill themselves.