I’m just going to build a career on making fun of Katie Roiphe and Caitlin Flanagan.
Backup dream job: shooting fish that are confined to barrels.
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Posted on Thursday January 19th
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About me
My name's Erin Gloria Ryan. I live in Chicago, the sweatpants of American cities, but I'll be relocating from The Big Sweatpants to The Big Apple in April of 2012. In addition to what I write here, you can find my stuff on Jezebel.Inspirations/muses:
1- Oscar the Grouch
2- Cookie Monster, drunk
3- Blair from Gossip Girl
4- Johnny Weir skating to Poker Face
5- Jwoww
If you're a new follower and feel like introducing yourself, feel free. I'm nice.
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