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if Rick Santorum WERE to have a uterus; he wouldn’t use that sanctuary for the unborn as the scene of a murder.

May God have mercy on your soul.

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You know what’s funny?  Whenever people say “May god have mercy on your soul,” they usually don’t mean it at all.  It’s just about the least sincere thing you can say to someone, because the type of small, sanctimonious nincompoop that writes that kind of shit undoubtedly would love to see me in cartoon hell with flames burning my face off.  

To that, I say:  may Dog have diarrhea on your lawn. 
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  3. shorterexcerpts said: And now I’m picturing Santorum’s medically-inserted uterus lit with candles, a pipe organ in the corner, and a really tiny dude waving one of those incense-on-a-stick things.
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