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kelsium:

A posting on the student listserve:

“I left my bike at the Art Building for a few days and it went missing. If you borrowed it to get across campus that is totally cool, however I am hoping to get it back sometime soon.”

This is my school in two sentences.

Once, a friend of mine had his bike stolen on campus at my alma mater.  About a week later, he was walking up to his dorm and saw one of the stars of the football team (who now plays for the Houston Texans) riding his bike up to the bike rack.  The football player noticed him there and said, “Hey, man, want to buy a bike?”

“Dude!  That’s my fucking bike!”

The football player nonchalantly leaned it against the rack, shrugged, and walked away.

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  1. amoamasamat reblogged this from morninggloria and added:
    Two years ago, I left my bike outside my dorm. Didn’t ride it for weeks because one of the wheels was broken. I started...
  2. morninggloria reblogged this from kelsium and added:
    Once, a friend of mine had his...stolen on campus...my alma...
  3. withquest said: at least you don’t have bike thieves.
  4. supcakes said: AWSJC is so chill.
  5. haguenite reblogged this from kelsium and added:
    rack: “Dear asshole who stole my bike: FUCK YOU.”...sentences, but I thought it was...
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